A kindergarten teacher asks her class "If there are three birds sitting on a fence and I took my gun and shot one of them how many will there be left?" A little boy raises his hand and says "None."

The teacher says "No there would be two left." The boy says "Yeah, but if you shot a gun at them wouldn't they all fly away." The teacher says "That's not the answer but I like the way you think."

The boy tells the teacher "I got a question for you. If three women are standing on a sidewalk eating ice cream one is taking little nibbles, one is licking it and one is shoving it deep down her throat how do you know which one's married?"

The teacher says "Well, I don't like this question but, I'd have to say the one that's shoving it down her throat." The boy says "Nope, it's the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you think."