The Perfect Day for Her:

08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday

08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants

09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil

10:00 Light work-out at club with handsome, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and blow dry

12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe

12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs

13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

15:00 Nap

16:00 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer

16:15 Gentle game of Tennis, followed by a soothing massage

17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror

19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing

22:00 Hot shower (alone)

22:30 Make love

23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

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The Perfect Day for Him:

06:00 Alarm

06:15 Blow-job

06:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of The Sun

07:00 Breakfast, bacon,sausage and eggs, toast and coffee

07:30 Limo arrives

07:45 Bloody Mary enroute to airport

08:15 Private G4 to St Andrews, Scotland

09:30 Limo to St Andrews Golf Club

11:45 Lunch, burger, chips and ketchup, 3 Heinekens

12:15 Blow-job

12.30 More golf