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Some cars that should be wheeled straight to the scrappy. In no particular order.

If you think my choice is wrong, let me know by filling in the online form or or by posting in the CausticSoda Online Forum.

Aston Martin Lagonda

Just look at it. What were they thinking of?

BMW Z3

It's just wrong, the proportions are wrong, too many curves in all the wrong places. And the estate version..... well it looks just that - or perhaps a bread van. Desirable, I don't think so.

Chrysler PT Cruiser

A retro custom MPV. Yeah, right!

Mercedes-Benz A Class

An inherently poor design. In tests it fell over during sudden cornering. Then M-B applied the quick fix of increasing the track and putting wider wheels on it. Why was it not tested properly in the first place, and why should customers trust a company that made such a glaring error in the first place. In addition to this it is truly ugly.

Morgan Aero 8

Morgan, why did you listen to that idiot Harvey-Jones? Your cars were fine until this monstrosity.

Austin Maestro

It used to take off at 80mph....sorry 68mph officer.

VW New Beetle

Built for hairdressers and posers. Not a patch on the original. Just a Golf in drag.

Austin Allegro

So a square steering wheel is a good idea......

People Carriers / MPVs

Built for a (multi) purpose, but usually driven very badly by someone with no spatial awareness. Most of these cars have 7 seats, yet will frequently be found in rush hour traffic with a lone occupant - go figure!

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